In the Beginning
In the beginning God created the Null & Void. Now the earth was classless and of equal value. So God moved over the Void and said “Let there be Scarcity” and it was good. From Scarcity God rent the world into Assets and Liabilites. And God commanded Time to be created so that the Assets accrued compound interest while Liabilites amassed debt. Then God made the sea and land and plants and animals as resources to feed Production. And God said “Let us make Consumers to drive Demand.” And it was so. Then God said “Let us make Capitalists in our own image so that they may rule over Production and Supply and subdue the Law.” Thus at the end of the beginning, Order solidified. All was good.
- Creation Myth of the American Righteous
Commandment 0
The Haves shall not suffer the Have-Nots
